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Length: ~60 seconds
Setup: Brigette on camera. Phone is fine. Good light, quiet room.
Take: One shot, no editing. Imperfect is more trustworthy than polished.
Hey, it's Brigette. If you're seeing this, you're about to check out, and you probably noticed we don't take credit cards on this page. I want to tell you why, real quick, so you know what's going on.
The banks shut us down. My LLC has the word "hemp" in it, and that's all it takes. Doesn't matter that what I sell is legal. Doesn't matter that thousands of people use it. The word "hemp" is on a form somewhere, and the processors auto-block us. I've been through this more times than I can count.
So we figured out a workaround. You can pay with Zelle, Cash App, or crypto. Takes about twenty seconds. Same money, it just goes directly to us, the way it used to before everyone needed a middleman.
I know it's an extra step. I know it's not what you're used to. But every person who takes that extra twenty seconds is the reason we're still here. You're not just buying a product. You're keeping a small business standing in an industry the system keeps trying to shut down.
Pick whichever option works for you below. If you get stuck, message me. I answer every one. Thanks for being here.